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I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want.
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I swear people don't want sex so much as they want somebody who'll listen to 'em … the first thing you learn after fellatio is how to listen.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it....
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Being creative without talent is a bit like being a perfectionist and not being able to do anything right.
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It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
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If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
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I'd do better at something creative, and I feel I am somewhat creative, but somehow I lack the talent to go with it.
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My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.
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All my life, I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
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I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying — but when God talks to us, we're said to be schizophrenic?
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all... I might have been willing to settle for less.
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When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.
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Think of it as a kind of Hamburger Helper for the boudoir.
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If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.
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Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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What you try to bury just ends up burying you.
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No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
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Interviewer:
You once said you had a drug problem...
Lily:
Yeah, I still do. It's so hard to find good grass these days.
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Jane Wagner
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Born:
February 26, 1935
(age 89)
Bio:
Jane Wagner is an American writer, director and producer. Wagner is best known as Lily Tomlin's comedy writer, collaborator and wife.
Known for:
Moment by Moment (1978)
The Incredible Shrinking Woman (1981)
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