Jamie Zawinski Quotes

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Browser compatibility problems are nature's way of saying "stop trying to be so fuckin' clever".

Jamie Zawinski
Your "use case" should be, there's a 22 year old college student living in the dorms. How will this software get him laid?

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My one purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

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I'd just like to take this moment to point out that C has all the expressive power of two dixie cups and a string.

Jamie Zawinski
I've noticed that when I get quoted in. sig files, it's never any of the actual clever things I say all the time. Usually it's something dumb.

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Professionalism has no place in art, and hacking is art. Software Engineering might be science; but that's not what I do. I'm a hacker, not an engineer.

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[Perl] combines all the worst aspects of C and Lisp: a billion different sublanguages in one monolithic executable. It combines the power of C with the readability of PostScript.

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If you want to do something that's going to change the world, build software that people want to use instead of software that managers want to buy.

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The real bug here is that the design of the system even permits this class of bug. It is unconscionable that someone designing a critical piece of security infrastructure would design the system in such a way that it does not fail safe.

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Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can.

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Our focus in the client group had always been to build products and features that people wanted to use. That we wanted to use. That our moms wanted to use.

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You can't take a dying project, sprinkle it with the magic pixie dust of "open source," and have everything magically work out.

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These people also tended to pretend to care deeply about the blind and otherwise disabled. I am sympathetic to the needs of those users, but I can't help but think that those who claimed to speak for the blind were being more than a little disingenuous, just like those Hemp people who present their arguments in terms of their deep and abiding care for the textile industry, when their real motives are … something else entirely.

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There is a lot of money to be made in the business of secrets, of course.

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Today, I use Linux as my primary OS (on an x86 PC, and on a Thinkpad), and I also use Irix (on an SGI O2). Linux has improved a great deal since I wrote this, specifically with respect to its ease of installation.

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Using these toolkits is like trying to make a bookshelf out of mashed potatoes.

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