James Thurber Quotes

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It's our own story exactly! He bold as a hawk, she soft as the dawn.

James Thurber
When all things are equal, translucence in writing is more effective than transparency, just as glow is more revealing than glare.

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I suppose that the high-water mark of my youth in Columbus, Ohio, was the night the bed fell on my father.

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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people — that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.

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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.

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If I have sometimes seemed to make fun of Woman, I assure you it has only been for the purpose of egging her on.

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"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happen chance. I had high hopes of being Evil when I was two, but in my youth I came upon a firefly burning in a spider's web. I saved the victim's life." "The firefly's ?" said the minstrel. "The spider's. The blinking arsonist had set the web on fire."

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She wasn't much to look at but she was something to think about.

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I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you?

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A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make any sense.

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Somebody has said that woman's place is in the wrong. That's fine. What the wrong needs is a woman's presence and a woman's touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.

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The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms — hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal.

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The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics and of how to apply them; Man, with his powers of reason, has reduced economics to the level of a farce which is at once funnier and more tragic than Tobacco Road.

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The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.

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In Martinique, when the whistle blew for the tourists to get back on the ship, I had a quick, wild, and lovely moment when I decided I wouldn't get back on the ship. I did, though. And I found that somebody had stolen the pants to my dinner jacket.

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She came naturally by her confused and groundless fears, for her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house.

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My drawings have been described as pre-intentionalist, meaning that they were finished before the ideas for them had occurred to me. I shall not argue the point.

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Every time is a time for comedy in a world of tension that would languish without it. But I cannot confine myself to lightness in a period of human life that demands light... We all know that, as the old adage has it, "It is later than you think."..., but I also say occasionally: "It is lighter than you think." In this light let's not look back in anger, or forward in fear, but around in awareness.

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The pounding of the cylinders increased: ta-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa.

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Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.

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In order to be eligible to play it was necessary for him to keep up in his studies, a very difficult matter, for while he was not dumber than an ox he was not any smarter.

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The devoted writer of humor must continue to try to come as close to the truth as he can, even if he gets burned in the process. But I don't think he will get too badly burned. His faith in the good will, the soundness, and the sense of humor of his countrymen will always serve as his asbestos curtain.

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There are two kinds of light — the glow that illumines, and the glare that obscures.

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I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

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Art—the one achievement of Man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised.

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I consider that that 'that' that worries us so much should be forgotten. Rats desert a sinking ship. Thats infest a sinking magazine.

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"To hell with the handkerchief," said Walter Mitty scornfully. He took one last drag on his cigarette and snapped it away. Then, with that faint, fleeting smile playing about his lips, he faced the firing squad; erect and motionless, proud and disdainful, Walter Mitty the Undefeated, inscrutable to the last.

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A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.

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Columbus is a town in which almost anything is likely to happen and in which almost everything has.

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