James Finn Garner Quotes

4 Sourced Quotes

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.

James Finn Garner

The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone." Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way.

James Finn Garner

Alas, if worth be based on beauty, Snow White has surpassed you, cutie.

James Finn Garner

The emperor is naked!" The parade stopped. The emperor paused. A hush fell over the crowd, until one quick-thinking peasant shouted: "No, he isn't. The emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle!

James Finn Garner

James Finn Garner

James Finn Garner

Bio: James Finn Garner is an American writer and satirist based in Chicago. He is the author of Politically Correct Bedtime Stories, Politically Correct Holiday Stories, Apocalypse Wow, "Once Upon A More Enlightened Time" and May 2007 "Recut Madness"

Known for:

Politically Correct Bedtime Stories
Politically Correct: The Ultimate Storybook

James Finn Garner on Wikipedia

Suggest an edit or a new quote

American Satirist Quotes

Satirist Quotes