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Nothing sells tombstones like a Girl Scout in uniform.
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The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him.
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If God wanted teenagers to be abstinent, puberty would begin at twenty.
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Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.
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Patriotism is being convinced your country is better because you were born in it.
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You delude yourself that you live in a free country because you never test the boundaries of that freedom.
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If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises....
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Most people are far more concerned that they can control their own bodies than they are about petitioning Congress.
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The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.
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Always warm up the audience with a joke.... If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke....
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I would prefer to believe that a market in fetal organs would empower women to use their reproductive capabilities to their own economic advantage.
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This is how most stories end in the hospital. Not with crash carts and sirens and electric shocks to the chest, but with an empty room, a crisp white bed, silence.
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Such is the demographic paradox of a junior physician's relationship with his patients: I worry about how to extend their lives. This anxiety inevitably shortens my own.
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Nixon's offences had been so long in the past, so much part of a different era that he now seemed like some lovable but bigoted uncle you tolerated at Christmas and Thanksgiving.
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I am grateful that I have rights in the proverbial public square—but, as a practical matter, my most cherished rights are those that I possess in my bedroom and hospital room and death chamber.
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There is a fundamental difference, however, between asking to be permitted to keep a vegetative relative on costly machinery, and asking the taxpayers or society as a whole to pay for such machinery.
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True, the initial ideas are in general those of an individual, but the establishment of the reality and truth is in general the work of more than one person.
Willard Libby
Jacob M. Appel
Born:
February 21, 1973
(age 51)
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