Jack T. Chick Quotes

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I don't let my picture be taken. I'm on too many hit lists.

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The most beautiful home on earth is just a dump compared to the magnificent mansion Jesus is building for you up in heaven.

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Because I really care about homosexuals…and I want them to know that they will face a horrible judgment.

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Boy Dressed As The Devil: Everybody's afraid of the devil!
Girl: Not me!
Boy Dressed As A Ghost: How come?
Girl: Because Jesus loves me and the devil is afraid of Jesus.

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Bob: Today the Vatican is a tremendous political and religious power. It has one billion citizens, and it controls the wealth of the world.

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Mary is embarrassed, because the people are bowing down to statues of her.

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Bob: Our government's friendly policies attract millions of Catholic immigrants.

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By nature, we're Adam's chilren —not God's. Because of Adam's sin, his kids became sinners, and spiritually children of the devil.

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Holy Joe: And on the day of judgment everything will be replayed, even your thoughts

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Mary sheds tears because men call her "The Mother of God."

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In these last days, the key to pulling all the religions together is the worship of the satanic mother goddess.

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God gave His laws to Moses…and like it or not, God condemns the sin of homosexuality.

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Mary weeps because men teach she was really sinless.

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But you can't kill a demon because they're evil spirits, like a ghost.

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I'm sure the pope will have seen this movie by next week.

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My friend, the moon god was Allah. He was just one of 360 idols in the Ka'aba in Mecca. And Muhammad knew all about this. The crescent moon is everywhere in Islam. Even Ramadan begins and ends with the crescent moon. Ask your mullah why!

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I think it will help a lot of pastors. It should get a lot of people sold—uh, saved.

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Bob: The inquisition in Europe was masterminded by the Jesuits…Only this time instead of Dominican monks wearing rives, the Vatican used the Gestapo wearing Nazi uniforms.

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The biggest sin is unbelief. God wants us to believe Him. But we rebel against God when we refuse to trust Him.

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Germany is rebuked for its past. But look at the new holocaust!

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The documents proving the ark existed were given to a Russian soldier to deliver to the Czar. When he reached Moscow, he was captured by the Communists. Rumor has it he was shot, and the documents fell into the hands of Trotsky, the Communist leader. All the documents disappeared!

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God's gift of forgiveness and eternal life in heaven is absolutely free!

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John: We're all like zombies. The spirits inside our souls are dead, thanks to Adam.

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It took guts for Noah to build the ask because it had never rained. Got watered the earth with a mist.

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Ray: Oh God, I'm in trouble…How many young people have I enticed into the gay lifestyle? I'm facing God, covered with the responsibility of ruining their lives.

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