Jack Cafferty Quote

Given the way these mutants treat women in their societies, the women are probably better off in U.S. custody. They treat women like furniture in those countries. If I was a woman, I think I'd rather be in an American jail cell than I would be living with one of those-whatever they are over there.

On the subject of terrorist demands for the release of two female scientists from an Iraqi prison, September 23, 2004.