J. B. Morton Quotes

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One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

J. B. Morton

Dr Strabismus (Whom God Preserve) of Utrecht has patented a new invention. It is an illuminated trouser-clip for bicyclists who are using main roads at night.

J. B. Morton

Rush hour: that hour when traffic is almost at a standstill.

J. B. Morton

May I hasten to support Mrs McGurgle's contention that civil servants are human beings, and must be treated as such?

J. B. Morton

Sixty horses wedged in chimney
The story to fit this sensational headline has not turned up yet.

J. B. Morton

Erratum. In my article on the price of milk, 'horses' should have read 'cows' throughout.

J. B. Morton

Hush, hush,
Nobody cares!
Christopher Robin
Has
Fallen
Down-
Stairs.

J. B. Morton