Bush is a natural-born loser with a filthy-rich daddy who pimped his son out to rich oil-mongers. He hates music, football and sex, in no particular order, and he is no fun at all.

"Fear and Loathing, Campaign 2004" (20 October 2004)
In: Fear and Loathing at Rolling Stone - The Essential Writing of Hunter S. Thompson (Simon & Schuster, 2011), p. 568