Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. Based on quote from Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Act II, scene v: Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em.
Bio: Sir Hugh Plat was an English writer on agriculture and inventor, known from his works The Jewell House of Art and Nature and his major work on gardening Floraes Paradise.