In reply to a gramophone company that had asked for endorsement:

Sirs, I have tested your machine. It adds a new terror to life and makes death a long-felt want.


Beerbohm Tree (1956), Hesketh Pearson


Sirs, I have tested your machine. It adds a new terror to life and makes death a long-felt want.

Sirs, I have tested your machine. It adds a new terror to life and makes death a long-felt want.

Sirs, I have tested your machine. It adds a new terror to life and makes death a long-felt want.

Sirs, I have tested your machine. It adds a new terror to life and makes death a long-felt want.