Helen Rowland - Woman Quotes

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Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

Helen Rowland
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Helen Rowland
A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.

Helen Rowland
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son—and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

Helen Rowland
Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

Helen Rowland
No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

Helen Rowland
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Helen Rowland
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of the heart.

Helen Rowland
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

Helen Rowland
To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

Helen Rowland