'There's been an accident,' they said,
'Your servant's cut in half; he's dead!'
'Indeed!' said Mr Jones, 'and please,
Send me the half that's got my keys.'


Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes (1899) 'Mr Jones' (attributed to 'G.W.')

Harry Graham Quotes

'There's been an accident,' they said, 'Your servant's cut in half; he's dead!' 'Indeed!' said Mr Jones, 'and please, Send me the half that's got my...

'There's been an accident,' they said, 'Your servant's cut in half; he's dead!' 'Indeed!' said Mr Jones, 'and please, Send me the half that's got my...

'There's been an accident,' they said, 'Your servant's cut in half; he's dead!' 'Indeed!' said Mr Jones, 'and please, Send me the half that's got my...

'There's been an accident,' they said, 'Your servant's cut in half; he's dead!' 'Indeed!' said Mr Jones, 'and please, Send me the half that's got my...