Don't start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don't. They'll make you look like chopped liver.


IguanaCon Guest of Honor speech, Phoenix, Arizona, (1978)


Don't start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don't. They'll make you look like chopped liver.

Don't start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don't. They'll make you look like chopped liver.

Don't start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don't. They'll make you look like chopped liver.

Don't start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don't. They'll make you look like chopped liver.