Yes, I'm complacent now, with my well enough paid job, with a wife I can almost talk to, with a three-year-old son all dark eyes and tousled hair and endearing clumsiness. We go driving on Sunday afternoons, through suburbs just like our own, past houses just like our own, an endlessly recurring, mesmerising daydream under the flawless blue sky. And I whistle an old song of yours, even if I never dare let the words past my lips: There's nothing wrong with The Family  
  That a flame-thrower can't fix  
  And there's nothing wrong with the salt of the Earth  
  That couldn't be cured with a well-aimed BRICK.
Worthless, published in the anthology In Dreams (1992) - Fiction























