Greg Behrendt - He's Just Not That Into You (2004)

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If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.

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An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.

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Because here's what guys don't do if they can't live without you: They don't break up with you.

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Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.

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There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.

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People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.

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We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you

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If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.

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Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.

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If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

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Beware of the word 'friend'. It can often be used by men or the women that love them to excuse the most unfriendly behavior. Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

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When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.

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If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.

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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.

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Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.

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Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.

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Sometimes people change their minds, sometimes they meet someone else, sometimes they get sober, and sometimes he was just a jerk who you're lucky to be rid of.

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If he's not calling you, it's because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn't follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he's okay with disappointing you.

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He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.

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Men, for the most part, like to pursue women. We like not knowing if we can catch you. We feel rewarded when we do. Especially when the chase is a long one.

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As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.

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When we're picking someone who we want to spend a lot of time with, even perhaps for the rest of our lives, we generally try to pick someone who likes to do the things we like to do.

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Cheating gets easier every time it's done. It's only hard the first time, when one feels the sting of morality and the guilt of betraying someone's trust.

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If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.

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If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won't keep you guessing, because he'll want to make sure you don't get frustrated and go away.

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The word busy is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you're going to find is a man who didn't care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.

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It's very tempting when you really want to be with someone to settle for much, much less — even a vague pathetic facsimile of less — than you would have ever imagined. Remember always what you set out to get and please don't settle for less. These guys exist because there are a lot of women out there who allow them to.

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Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with

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You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don't need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.

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If the guy you're dating doesn't seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start 'figuring him out,' please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is.

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