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The word busy is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you're going to find is a man who didn't care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.
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Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
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Beware of the word 'friend'. It can often be used by men or the women that love them to excuse the most unfriendly behavior. Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.
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Good authors, too, who once knew better words Now only use four-letter words Writing prose — Anything goes.
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