Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

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Comedy historians take note: this Gottfried character doesn't have the best eye for detail - and, for a Jew, he doesn't have the best eye for retail, either.

Gilbert Gottfried

My Bubbie lived to 104, which is probably a little too old to consider a ripe old age, because she had already started to turn. I still say she died young.

Gilbert Gottfried

I was Jewish, through and through, although in our house that didn't mean a whole lot. We never went to synagogue. I never had a Bar Mitzvah. We didn't keep kosher or observe the Sabbath. In fact, I'm not so sure I would have known what the Sabbath looked like if it passed me on the street, so how could I observe it?

Gilbert Gottfried

I've never understood people who say they're not a practicing Jew. You never hear a black guy say he's not a practicing African-American. What does it even mean?

Gilbert Gottfried

Gilbert Gottfried

Gilbert Gottfried

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Born: February 28, 1955

Died: April 12, 2022 (aged 67)

Bio: Gilbert Gottfried was an American stand-up comedian, actor and voice actor.

Known for:

Aladdin (1992)
Saturday Night Live (Since 1975)
Problem Child (1990)
Cyberchase (2000 – 2015)
Problem Child 2 (1991)

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