THE LAWS OF SCULPTORS
1. Always be smartly dressed, well groomed relaxed friendly polite and in complete control
2. Make the world to believe in you and to pay heavily for this privilege
3. Never worry assess discuss or criticize but remain quiet, respectful and calm.
4. The lord chisels still, so don't leave your bench for long.

Gilbert & George (1969), as cited in: Gilbert, ‎George (1997)