Dickie, you're so crooked that if you swallowed a nail you'd shit a corkscrew.

To Lord mountbatten

Philip Ziegler Mountbatten (1985)

Gerald Templer Quotes

Dickie, you're so crooked that if you swallowed a nail you'd shit a corkscrew.

Dickie, you're so crooked that if you swallowed a nail you'd shit a corkscrew.

Dickie, you're so crooked that if you swallowed a nail you'd shit a corkscrew.

Dickie, you're so crooked that if you swallowed a nail you'd shit a corkscrew.