The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and made complicated biological experiments to find a way of spoiling it. To the eternal glory of British science their labour bore fruit.


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The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and...

The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and...

The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and...

The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and...