George Carlin Quote

Things I wonder about the FBI's list of the "Ten Most Wanted" criminals: When they catch a guy and he comes off the list, does number eleven automatically move up? And does he see it as a promotion? Does he call his criminal friends and say, "I made it, Bruno. I'm finally on the list"?

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (ed. Hachette Books, 2004) - ISBN: 9781401381714