Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.


Brain Droppings (1997)

George Carlin Quotes

Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.

Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.

Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.

Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.