MORAL: If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.


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MORAL: If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

MORAL: If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

MORAL: If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

MORAL: If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.