Lord Maccon, might we have words on the proper tying of a cravat? For my sanity's sake? Lord Maccon was nonplussed. Professor Lyall, on the other hand, was pained. I do what I can. Lord Akeldama looked at him, pity in his eyes. You are a brave man.

Heartless (ed. Orbit, 2011) - ISBN: 9780316179959