Prince, Bayard would have smashed his sword
To see the sort of knights you dub—
Is that the last of them — O Lord
Will someone take me to a pub?


"A Ballade Of An Anti-puritan" in The Book of Humorous Verse (1920) edited Carolyn Wells, p. 338


Prince, Bayard would have smashed his sword To see the sort of knights you dub— Is that the last of them — O Lord Will someone take me to a pub?

Prince, Bayard would have smashed his sword To see the sort of knights you dub— Is that the last of them — O Lord Will someone take me to a pub?

Prince, Bayard would have smashed his sword To see the sort of knights you dub— Is that the last of them — O Lord Will someone take me to a pub?

Prince, Bayard would have smashed his sword To see the sort of knights you dub— Is that the last of them — O Lord Will someone take me to a pub?