Frank Zappa Short Quotes

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Why should I smile when I'm sitting here with you?

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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

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Tell you what — Kiss my ass! How do you like that…?

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Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

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Organized religions by their very natures are misleading.

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Look here brother, who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?

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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods on earth.

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When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.

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A composer's job involves the decoration of fragments of time.

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It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.

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Do you think you are protecting somebody by taking away seven words?

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Watch out where the huskies go,
and don't you eat that yellow snow.

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I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

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Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

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Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance; it's what makes America great!

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The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

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Shes a valley girl
In a clothing store
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure.

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The things that were happening in 1955 were cosmic … in terms of music history.

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A wise man once said, "never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment."

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I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.

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Classical musicians go to the conservatories, rock'n roll musicians go to the garages.

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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.

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The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.

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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

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There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

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