Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humour?
Frank Moore Colby, (1926) The Colby Essays, Vol. 1., "Satire and Teeth". Reported in Robert Andrews, The Columbia Dictionary of Quotations, Columbia University Press. (1993) ISBN 0231071949. p. 431.