The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before.


The Crack-Up

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes

The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as ...

The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as ...

The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as ...

The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as ...