Evelyn Waugh Quote

March 15th
Imperial Banquet for Welcoming the English Cruelty to Animals

MENU OF FOODS

VITAMIN A
Tin Sardines

VITAMIN B
Roasted Beef

VITAMIN C
Small Roasted Suckling Porks

VITAMIN D
Hot Sheep and Onions

VITAMIN E
Spiced Turkey

VITAMIN F
Sweet Puddings

VITAMIN G
Coffee

VITAMIN H
Jam


Black Mischief (1932), 1962 edn.