Erma Bombeck - Men Quotes

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I don't think women outlive men, Doctor. It only seems longer.

Erma Bombeck

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

Erma Bombeck

Men who have a thirty-six-televised-football-games-a-week habit should be declared legally dead and their estates probated.

Erma Bombeck

I never go to a college reunion that I don't come away feeling sorry for all those paunchy, balding jocks trying to hang onto youth. I feel sorry for the men too.

Erma Bombeck

In the mid-nineties a men's movement hit this country with all the force of two marshmallows colliding in midair.... What were they going to ask for? Pay equal to that received by women?

Erma Bombeck

I think it's time we women stopped carrying supplies for the entire family. If children don't have room to carry their own toys, if men don't have pockets in their pants, tougho.

Erma Bombeck