Erma Bombeck Quote

I will never understand children. I never pretended to. I meet mothers all the time who make resolutions to themselves. 'I'm going to... go out of my way to show them I am interested in them and what they do. I am going to understand my children.' These women end up making rag rugs, using blunt scissors.

If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits? (1971)