With girls, everything looks great on the surface. But beware of drawers that won't open. They contain a three-month supply of dirty underwear, unwashed hose, and rubber bands with blobs of hair in them.


Four of a Kind: A Suburban Field Guide (ed. Bbs Publishing Corporation, 1996) - ISBN: 9780883659595

Erma Bombeck Quotes

With girls, everything looks great on the surface. But beware of drawers that won't open. They contain a three-month supply of dirty underwear,...

With girls, everything looks great on the surface. But beware of drawers that won't open. They contain a three-month supply of dirty underwear,...

With girls, everything looks great on the surface. But beware of drawers that won't open. They contain a three-month supply of dirty underwear,...

With girls, everything looks great on the surface. But beware of drawers that won't open. They contain a three-month supply of dirty underwear,...