Erma Bombeck Quote

I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.

Four of a Kind: A Suburban Field Guide (ed. Bbs Publishing Corporation, 1996) - ISBN: 9780883659595

I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.

I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.

I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.

I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.