Erma Bombeck Quote
The art of never making a mistake is crucial to motherhood. To be effective and to gain the respect she needs to function, a mother must have her children believe she has never engaged in sex, never made a bad decision, never caused her own mother a moment's anxiety, and was never a child.
Four of a Kind: A Suburban Field Guide (ed. Bbs Publishing Corporation, 1996) - ISBN: 9780883659595