If a man watches three games of football in a row, he should be declared legally dead.


As quoted in: A. J. Maikovich and M. Brown (eds.) Sports Quotations (2000)

Erma Bombeck Quotes

If a man watches three games of football in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

If a man watches three games of football in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

If a man watches three games of football in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

If a man watches three games of football in a row, he should be declared legally dead.