Erma Bombeck Quote

Occasionally, once a speaker is on his feet, it is difficult to get him to sit down.... If and when he returns to earth, he notices half of the room is paging the other half and a few are playing with the melted candles.

All I Know About Animal Behavior I Learned in Loehmann's Dressing Room (1995)

Occasionally, once a speaker is on his feet, it is difficult to get him to sit down.... If and when he returns to earth, he notices half of the room...

Occasionally, once a speaker is on his feet, it is difficult to get him to sit down.... If and when he returns to earth, he notices half of the room...

Occasionally, once a speaker is on his feet, it is difficult to get him to sit down.... If and when he returns to earth, he notices half of the room...

Occasionally, once a speaker is on his feet, it is difficult to get him to sit down.... If and when he returns to earth, he notices half of the room...