I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"


GQ Magazine - 75 Funniest Jokes of All Time (June 1999)

Emo Philips Quotes

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, Get off of me, you two!

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, Get off of me, you two!

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, Get off of me, you two!

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, Get off of me, you two!