Ellen DeGeneres Quote

To be honest, I'd be the last person who should be doling out gardeinng advice. I don't have the patience for growing things. Yes, I realize there's nothing quite as satisfying as eating food that you've pulled up from the ground and that's why, at the height of the planting season, I bury cans of tomato soup in my backyard and dig them up in late spring.

The Funny Thing Is... (ed. Simon and Schuster, 2003) - ISBN: 9780743253666