People are constantly asking Portia and me if we are going to have children. We thought about it. We love to be around children after they've been fed and bathed. But we ultimately decided that we don't want children of our own. There is far too much glass in our house.


Seriously...I'm Kidding (ed. Grand Central Publishing, 2011) - ISBN: 9780446585033

Ellen DeGeneres Quotes

People are constantly asking Portia and me if we are going to have children. We thought about it. We love to be around children after they've been...

People are constantly asking Portia and me if we are going to have children. We thought about it. We love to be around children after they've been...

People are constantly asking Portia and me if we are going to have children. We thought about it. We love to be around children after they've been...

People are constantly asking Portia and me if we are going to have children. We thought about it. We love to be around children after they've been...