I have a terrible problem with procrastination... a friend told me, "Well, you should go to therapy." And I thought about it, but then I said, "Wait a minute. Why should I pay a stranger to listen to me talk when I can get strangers to pay to listen to me talk?" And that's when I got the idea of touring.


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I have a terrible problem with procrastination... a friend told me, Well, you should go to therapy. And I thought about it, but then I said, Wait a...

I have a terrible problem with procrastination... a friend told me, Well, you should go to therapy. And I thought about it, but then I said, Wait a...

I have a terrible problem with procrastination... a friend told me, Well, you should go to therapy. And I thought about it, but then I said, Wait a...

I have a terrible problem with procrastination... a friend told me, Well, you should go to therapy. And I thought about it, but then I said, Wait a...