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Who, or why, or which, or what,
Is the Akond of Swat?
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There was an old man of Thermopylae,
Who never did anything properly.
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He has gone to fish, for his Aunt Jobiska's
Runcible Cat with crimson whiskers!
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It's a fact the whole world knows,
That Pebbles are happier without their toes.
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"Dear pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?" Said the Piggy, "I will."
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Old Foss is the name of his cat:
His body is perfectly spherical,
He weareth a runcible hat.
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I am in a very unsettled condition, as the oyster said when they poured melted butter all over his back.
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They went to sea in a sieve, they did;
In a sieve they went to sea;
In spite of all their friends could say.
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And what can we expect if we haven't any dinner, But to lose our teeth and eyelashes and keep on growing thinner?
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What will happen to me, as the oyster said when he very inadvertently swallowed the gooseberry bush, nobody can tell.
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On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat.
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His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig.
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And if you voz to see my roziz As is a boon to all men's noziz, - You'd fall upon your back and scream - '" Lawk! O criky! it's a dream!"
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Below the high Cathedral stairs,
Lie the remains of Agnes Pears.
Her name was Wiggs; it was not Pears.
But Pears was put to rhyme with stairs.
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Ploffskin, Pluffskin, Pelican jee!
We think no Birds so happy as we!
Plumpskin, Ploshkin, Pelican jill!
We think so then, and we thought so still.
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He has ears, and two eyes, and ten fingers, Leastways if you reckon two thumbs; Long ago he was one of the singers, But now he is one of the dumbs.
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The Pobble who has no toes
Had once as many as we;
When they said, "Some day you may lose them all;"—
He replied, — "Fish fiddle de-dee!"
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There was a Young Lady of Poole, Whose soup was excessively cool; So she put it to boil, by the aid of some oil, That ingenious Young Lady of Poole.
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How pleasant to know Mr. Lear!
Who has written such volumes of stuff!
Some think him ill-tempered and queer,
But a few think him pleasant enough.
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Far and few, far and few,
Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,
And they went to sea in a Sieve.
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There he heard a Lady talking,
To some milk-white Hens of Dorking,—
'Tis the lady Jingly Jones!
On that little heap of stones
Sits the Lady Jingly Jones!
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There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared!—
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!"
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I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played the violin; but one of the twins died, and the other has eaten the fiddle, so all is peace.
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There was a Young Person in pink, Who called out for something to drink; But they said, 'O my daughter, there's nothing but water!' Which vexed that Young Person in pink.
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Calico Jam,
The little Fish swam,
Over the syllabub sea,
He took off his hat,
To the Sole and the Sprat,
And the Willeby-Wat,—
But he never came back to me!
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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Ogden Nash
Edward Lear
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Born:
May 12, 1812
Died:
January 29, 1888
(aged 75)
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