Edward Albee - Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1962)

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You gotta have a swine to show you where the truffles are.

Edward Albee

When people can't abide things as they are, when they can't abide the present, they do one of two things... either they... either they turn to a contemplation of the past... or they set about to... alter the future. And when you want to change something... YOU BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

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I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour.

Edward Albee

I said I was impressed, Martha. I'm beside myself with jealousy. What do you want me to do, throw up?

Edward Albee

The most profound indication of social malignancy... no sense of humor. None of the monoliths could take a joke.

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Dashed hopes and good intentions. Good, better, best, bested.

Edward Albee

I am a Doctor. A.B... M.A... PH.D... ABMAPHID! Abmaphid has been variously described as a wasting disease of the frontal lobes, and as a wonder drug. It is actually both.

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