Edward Abbey Quotes

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We are slaves in the sense that we depend for our daily survival upon an expand-or-expire agro-industrial empire—a crackpot machine—that the specialists cannot comprehend and the managers cannot manage. Which is, furthermore, devouring world resources at an exponential rate. We are, most of us, dependent employees.

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The sexual revolution transformed the American West: Now even cowboys can get laid.

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In everything but brains and brawn, women are vastly superior to men. A different race.

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How did Haydn and Mozart produce such vast quantities of formally perfect art? They worked from a perfect formula. In music, Beethoven was the Great Emancipator.

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Christian theology: nothing so grotesque could possibly be true.

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If there's anyone still present whom I've failed to insult... I apologize.

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I intend to be good for the rest of my natural life — if I live that long.

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One word is worth a thousand pictures. If it's the right word.

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The death penalty would be even more effective, as a deterrent, if we executed a few innocent people more often.

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Romanticism was more than merely an alternative to a sterile classicism; romanticism made possible, especially in art, a great expansion of the human consciousness.

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We are preoccupied with time. If we could learn to love space as deeply as we are now obsessed with time, we might discover a new meaning in the phrase to live like men.

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One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothing can beat teamwork.

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The rebel is doomed to a violent death. The rest of us can look forward to sedated expiration in a coma inside an oxygen tent, with tubes inserted in every bodily orifice.

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Balance, that's the secret. Moderate extremism. The best of both worlds.

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Recorded history is largely an account of the crimes and disasters committed by banal little men at the levers of imperial machines.

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The most striking thing about the rich is the gracious democracy of their manners — and the crude vulgarity of their way of life.

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Reason has seldom failed us because it has seldom been tried.

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You cannot reshape human nature without mutilating human beings.

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So I lived alone.
The first thing I did was take off my pants. Naturally.

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It is not enough to understand the natural world; the point is to defend and
preserve it.

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I choose to listen to the river for a while, thinking river thoughts, before joining the night and the stars.

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All governments need enemies. How else to justify their existence?

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A cowboy is a hired hand on the middle of a horse contemplating the hind end of a cow.

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I am my brother's keeper, says the chickenshit liberal. Perhaps he does not
realize that he now has more than 2 1/2 billion brothers.

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A man is not aware of his virtues (if any). Nevertheless, one hopes that they exist.

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In a nation of sheep, one brave man forms a majority.

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One day in Dipstick, Nebraska, or Landfill, Oklahoma, is worth more to me than an eternity in Dante's plastic Paradiso, or Yeats's gold-plated Byzantium.

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Simplicity is always a virtue. One kid on a riverbank working out a Stephen Foster tune on his new harmonica heard from the correct esthetic distance projects more magic and power than the entire Vienna Philharmonic and Chorus laboring (once again) through the Mozart Requiem or Bach's B Minor Mass.

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Cold morning on Aztec Peak Fire Lookout. First, build fire in old stove. Second, start coffee. Then, heat up last night's pork chops and spinach for breakfast. Why not? And why the hell not?

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Is there a God? Who knows? Is there an angry unicorn on the dark side of the moon?

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