Edward Abbey Quotes

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If there's anyone still present whom I've failed to insult... I apologize.

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Christian theology: nothing so grotesque could possibly be true.

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How did Haydn and Mozart produce such vast quantities of formally perfect art? They worked from a perfect formula. In music, Beethoven was the Great Emancipator.

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Whenever I see a photograph of some sportsman grinning over his kill, I am always impressed by the striking moral and esthetic superiority of the dead animal to the live one.

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I despise my own nation most. Because I know it best. Because I still love it, suffering from Hope. For me, that's patrotism.

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Industrialism, whether of the capitalist or socialist coloration, is the
basic tyrant of the modern age.

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Baseball is a slow, sluggish game, with frequent and trivial interruptions, offering the spectator many opportunities to reflect at leisure upon the situation on the field: This is what a fan loves most about the game

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No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets.

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Our 'neoconservatives' are neither new nor conservative, but old as Bablyon and evil as Hell.

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The Latino military fare badly when they stumble into war with the gringos. But in the torture, murder, and massacre of their own people, they have always performed with brilliance and elan.

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Charity should be spontaneous. Calculated altruism is an affront.

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Do I believe in ghosts? I believe in the ghosts that haunt the human mind.

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Nothing could be more reckless than to base one's moral philosophy on the latest pronouncements of science.

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The consolation of reading biography: Most great men have led lives even more miserable than our own.

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The feminists have a legitimate grievance. But so does everyone else.

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Mental degeneracy may be caused by lead poisoning. Or by a poor dip in the gene pool.

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Through logic and inference we can prove anything. Therefore, logic and inference, in contrast to ordinary daily living experience, are secondary instruments of knowledge. Probably tertiary.

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My cousin Elroy spent seven years as an IBM taper staring at THINK signs on the walls before he finally got a good idea: He quit.

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I was once invited to take part in a heroic, possibly fatal enterprise, but I declined, mainly on account of sloth.

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Saving the world is only a hobby. Most of the time I do nothing.

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When the biggest, richest, glassiest buildings in town are the banks, you know that town's in trouble.

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What ideal, immutable Platonic cloud could equal the beauty and perfection of any ordinary everyday cloud floating over, say, Tuba City, Arizona, on a hot day in June?

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For women, the sexual act is a means to a higher end. For a man, it is an end in itself.

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Life is hard? True - but let's love it anyhow, though it breaks every bone in our bodies.

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A mother's sorrow is more true, honorable, and beautiful than the detachment of the sage.

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Our job is to record, each in his own way, this world of light and shadow and time that will never come again exactly as it is today.

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Humankind will not be free until the last Kremlin commissar is strangled with the entrails of the last Pentagon chief of staff.

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My job is to save the fucking wilderness. I don't know anything else worth saving.

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Going to bed with Gertrude Stein, Jeane Kirkpatrick, Susan Sontag, or Margaret Thatcher: There are some things one prefers neither to do nor to have done.

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Come with me, the river said, close your eyes and quiet your limbs and float with me into the wonder and mystery of the canyons, see the unknown and the little known, look upon the stone gods face to face, see Medusa, drink my waters, hear my song, feel my power, come along and drift with me toward the distant, ultimate and legendary sea....

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