"My name is Mrs. Smith, I've made apples out of bread and dripping, a bit of green paint, and corrugated iron." "No, these are horrible apples, Mrs. Smith. Go away, Mrs. Smith! Go away until your daughter has a baby." "Shag, daughter, shag! It's a marketing idea, shag for babies! [mimes running back] My daughter's had a baby, I'm Granny Smith now!" "Come in, Granny Smith! You wonderful idea, you! Come in with your shiny apples."


Definite Article (1996)

Eddie Izzard Quotes

My name is Mrs. Smith, I've made apples out of bread and dripping, a bit of green paint, and corrugated iron. No, these are horrible apples, Mrs....

My name is Mrs. Smith, I've made apples out of bread and dripping, a bit of green paint, and corrugated iron. No, these are horrible apples, Mrs....

My name is Mrs. Smith, I've made apples out of bread and dripping, a bit of green paint, and corrugated iron. No, these are horrible apples, Mrs....

My name is Mrs. Smith, I've made apples out of bread and dripping, a bit of green paint, and corrugated iron. No, these are horrible apples, Mrs....