I had to chat up girls, and I'd only tagged them before. I didn't have the verbal power to be able to say, "Susan, I saw you in the classroom today. As the sun came from behind the clouds, a burst of brilliant light caught your hair, it was haloed in front of me. You turned, your eyes flashed fire into my soul, I immediately read the words of Dostoevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, 'I fancy you.' " But no! At 13, you're just going, " 'Ello, Sue. I saw you in the room... I've got legs, have you? Oh yeah... Do you like bread? I've got a French loaf. [mimes smacking her with the loaf and dashing off] Bye! (I love you!)"


Dress to Kill (1998)

Eddie Izzard Quotes

I had to chat up girls, and I'd only tagged them before. I didn't have the verbal power to be able to say, Susan, I saw you in the classroom today....

I had to chat up girls, and I'd only tagged them before. I didn't have the verbal power to be able to say, Susan, I saw you in the classroom today....

I had to chat up girls, and I'd only tagged them before. I didn't have the verbal power to be able to say, Susan, I saw you in the classroom today....

I had to chat up girls, and I'd only tagged them before. I didn't have the verbal power to be able to say, Susan, I saw you in the classroom today....