Douglas Adams Quote

Dirk turned on the car wipers, which grumbled because they didn't have quite enough rain to wipe away, so he turned them off again. Rain quickly speckled the windscreen. He turned on the wipers again, but they still refused to feel that the exercise was worthwhile, and scraped and squeaked in protest.

The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (ed. Simon and Schuster, 2014) - ISBN: 9781476783000