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After a while he played with the pencil and the paper again and was delighted when he discovered how to make a mark with the one on the other. Various noises continued outside, but he didn't know whether they were real or not. He then talked to his table for a week to see how it would react.
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (ed. Pan Macmillan, 2009) - ISBN: 9780330513111