Dorothy Parker Quote

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acid stains you;
And drugs cause cramp;
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.


Résumé, in Enough Rope, 1927


Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acid stains you; And drugs cause cramp; Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.

Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acid stains you; And drugs cause cramp; Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.

Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acid stains you; And drugs cause cramp; Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.

Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acid stains you; And drugs cause cramp; Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.